
This week, some clever coders decided to play a little game of “let’s expose Elon Musk’s official Department of Government Efficiency website for all its security flaws.” And guess what? They hit the jackpot! The Huffington Post is now reporting that the website has gone ahead and published some top-secret classified data.
Apparently, DOGE (not the cute dog meme, but the Department of Government Efficiency) thought it would be a great idea to share some super classified NOFURN info about the intelligence community’s headcount. Now, everyone is running around like headless chickens trying to figure out if their sensitive information has been compromised.
One Defense Intelligence Agency employee, who shall remain nameless to avoid getting on the bad side of the big bosses, mentioned that NOFURN means “Not Releasable to Foreign Nationals.” In other words, keep your hands off unless you have a fancy authorization slip.
Elon Musk, the man behind SpaceX and a $1.8 billion contract with the National Reconnaissance Office, can’t really play dumb here. I mean, come on, he knows a thing or two about intelligence agencies.
DOGE sharing this top-secret info is just a minor hiccup in the grand scheme of things, right? According to some insider, these young programmers are just stumbling around in the dark when it comes to classified programs. Who knew, right? Maybe there should be some normal oversight like an adult in the room.
So, now the National Reconnaissance Office is on high alert, trying to figure out if their offices have been infiltrated. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but with less glamour and more panic. Oh, the joys of government efficiency under Musk and Trump!









