
Trump’s week of lies, court actions, and federal government chaos has been a real treat for those of us who enjoy a good dumpster fire. The president’s strategy seems to be to bombard the media with so much nonsense that we all just throw our hands up in exhaustion and confusion.
His latest antics include making wild claims during a press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, where he apparently had a vision of the U.S. taking control of the Gaza Strip. Because, you know, that’s totally realistic.
The ongoing tariff conflict with Canada and Mexico has surprisingly resulted in a neutral outcome for the United States. Meanwhile, China remains largely indifferent to the threats issued, continuing to pursue its own economic interests without concern for these tensions.
In true Trump fashion, he also managed to misspell his way through an accusation about the government paying off Politico. Classic.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more absurd, he decides to create a fake issue about “anti-Christian bias” that apparently requires a whole task force to investigate. Because that’s definitely what we need to be focusing on right now.
But hey, at least we’re still waiting on those executive orders to lower gas prices and make eggs more affordable. But who needs real solutions when we can be distracted by imaginary problems. Classic Trump.









