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SNL Cold Open – Executive Orders
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The Grinch Trump that is Stealing Christmas
The looming threat of empty shelves is becoming a reality as American businesses react to President Donald Trump’s unpredictable trade policies. With orders from China being cancelled, expansion plans put on hold, and uncertainty looming, consumers may soon face shortages of everyday household goods and accessories. President Trump’s trade war has caused chaos in supply…
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What’s 92 million dollars down the drain? Trump’s lavish scheme for a military parade!
What’s 92 million dollars down the drain? Oh, just Trump’s lavish scheme for a military parade! Because what screams “patriotism” louder than a jaw-dropping spectacle of tanks and troops strutting in formation, huh? Just imagine what 92 million could do for middle-class programs—the possibilities are endless! Trump has been drooling over the idea of a…
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President Trump’s Claims do Not Align with Reality
President Trump has been making inaccurate claims regarding the prices of everyday items such as gas and groceries. Despite his assertions, Americans are beginning to experience surcharges on certain items due to his tariff increases. Trump has repeatedly stated that gas prices dropped to a low of $1.98 per gallon. However, GasBuddy, a company that…
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Trump’s Budget Proposal: Cuts to Vital Programs
The Trump budget proposal is a staggering $1 trillion for defense, while mercilessly slashing funding for education, foreign aid, the environment, health, and public assistance. GOP senators are raising concerns about the budget’s focus on increasing defense spending, especially when other crucial programs are facing severe cuts. Among the agencies and programs facing the chopping…
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A 2-Minute Crash Course in America’s Most Disastrous Tariffs
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Trump’s Mission: Dismantling America’s 20th Century Achievements
Trump is on a mission to become the anti-FDR, aiming to dismantle the very foundation of the country that was built during the 20th century. The repercussions of his actions are already being felt, with the U.S. economy shrinking by 0.3% in the first quarter due to the uncertainty surrounding Trump’s policies. In his first…
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How Trump’s Broken Promises Could Shift Congressional Control
President Trump’s first 100 days in office have yielded historically low approval ratings, signaling a clear lack of support for his actions among the American populace. Republican strategists are now urging Trump to shift his focus away from the turbulence surrounding tariffs and instead concentrate on delivering on the economic promises he made during his…
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Chaotic First 100 Days
As we reflect on President Donald Trump’s 100th day in office, it’s abundantly clear that his reign has been nothing short of a chaotic whirlwind. With a staggering 142 executive orders under his belt, it’s no wonder the American people are feeling a bit overwhelmed. His reckless style of governing is nothing short of chaotic,…