Oh, how fascinating it is to observe the elite club of billionaires, where individuals like Donald Trump and Elon Musk seem to operate under their own set of rules. It appears that when you reach a certain level of wealth, the constraints of society no longer apply to you. Quite the exclusive perk, wouldn’t you say?
In the midst of a deluge of shady money and corporate influence flooding our political landscape, it’s no shocker that the ever-greedy president-elect-in-name-only, Trump, is putting together the wealthiest administration in history. Jeff Tiedrich aptly dubs it a “fucktangle of oligarchs” added to his Confederacy of Sewer Clowns. We’ve got 13 billionaires on board so far, including the likes of Space Nazi Musk and biotech bigwig Vivek Ramaswamy. Their mission? To streamline government by treating it like a heartless business and slashing essential services for us non-billionaires – you know, stuff like food, heat, healthcare, and education. All in the name of ruthless profit and a made-up mandate to seize control of the government “for the American people.”
Forget Trump’s muddled claims of being a champion for the working class – the struggle is real when you’re trying to afford gas, eggs, bacon, and butter. These are clearly foreign concepts to a guy who probably hasn’t set foot in a grocery store in ages.
But hey, who cares about the little guys when all Trump really wants to do is line the pockets of his wealthy buddies? They’re lining up at Mar-A-Hell-Go to kiss his ring and bask in the glow of the insecure, unloved scion of a despot. Everyone wants to be his BFF, including Jeff Bezos, who’s laying it on thick. It’s a competition between Bezos and Musk to win Trump’s affections – maybe they’ll have a showdown to see who he loves more. Musk seems to be the frontrunner, though. He’s an alleged illegal alien and white supremacist who made a fortune off a car that’s deadlier than most, and somehow managed to buy his way into power by throwing millions at a willing puppet. Smart move: Musk’s bank account has been booming since the election.
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