Blue Press Journal

Tag: Social Security

  • Elon Musk Affects Social Security Customer Service

    Do you ever get frustrated when you call a business and end up on hold for what feels like an eternity? All you want is to speak to a real person who can help you with your issue or answer your question. Well, brace yourself because Elon Musk’s team is putting pressure at Social Security to end phone service for customers. 

    The Social Security Administration is considering cutting back on phone services that 73 million retired Americans rely on. So, get cozy in your chair because a simple question could have you waiting all day or listening to a never-ending busy signal. The agency is thinking about ending phone services for processing claims and bank transactions, pushing elderly individuals to visit field offices in person to access their benefits, that’s if there are any left after Trump/Musk finishes cutting most of the federal government. 

    Current and former officials are concerned that this change will disrupt the agency’s operations and its ability to serve the public. The toll-free number provided by Social Security is a lifeline for older Americans who may not have internet access or struggle with navigating the web.

    Initially, DOGE staffers were worried about fraudulent benefits going to deceased individuals. However, it turns out that the agency’s outdated technology system made it seem like impossibly old people were still receiving benefits. No fraud, just some computer code that the little bros didn’t quite grasp.

    “It seems like they’re trying to dismantle the agency to benefit their billionaire buddies,” said Martin O’Malley, who previously led the agency under Joe Biden. “And of course, Trump will probably come out with his next lie about how he would never touch Social Security. Watch out, he’s coming for it!”

  • They ARE coming for your SOCIAL SECURITY

    Oh, how wonderful it is that Trump has promised not to lay a finger on Social Security or Medicare! But wait, what’s this? His Department of Government Efficiency task force, led by the oh-so-relatable billionaires Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, is planning to slash over $2 trillion from the federal budget? And guess what’s on the chopping block? You guessed it – key entitlement programs like Social Security! How surprising!

    And let’s not forget about Trump’s impressive track record of scamming the vulnerable. I mean, who could forget his totally legitimate university that promised to turn people into real estate moguls? And now he’s nominated a former Florida law enforcement official as attorney general, who conveniently dropped a probe into that very scam. Oh, and what a coincidence that a group supporting her campaign received a gift from Trump’s now-defunct charitable foundation. How heartwarming.

    The purpose of Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy’s DOGE is to reduce entitlement programs in order for Trump to provide tax cuts to the ultra-wealthy and corporations.

    So, all those MAGA supporters who fell for the deception essentially voted to deplete their own bank accounts.

    Let’s wave some more Trump flags that were conveniently made in China. 

    Congratulations, you really nailed it this time, MAGA!!

  • Republicans and Musk are coming for your Social Security

    One thing that 80% of Americans can actually agree on is that Social Security benefits should not be slashed. However, Elon Musk is out here proposing to chop $2 trillion from the federal budget, which is a whopping 30% of spending. With Social Security being the big kahuna in the budget, it’s not looking too good for our retirement funds.

    Musk is all about sacrifices, not his, yours, claiming that everyone will have to tighten their belts under his reign. While Trump may not directly hack away at Social Security, or he might, his other schemes could indirectly lead to some snips here and there.

    The Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy spilled the tea earlier this year, revealing that undocumented immigrants have actually been contributing $25 billion in Social Security taxes. So, if mass deportations go down, we could be saying goodbye to some serious cash flow. And according to the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget, deportations, tariffs, and even Trump’s wild idea to nix income taxes on Social Security benefits could all spell trouble for the program’s finances. Looks like we might be facing a shortfall by 2031.

    By that time, Trump will be long gone, but you can bet your bottom dollar that Republicans will still be eyeing those scissors. And who knows, they just might get their way.