Senate Republicans Break the Senate

Senate Republicans have graciously decided to pass a budget resolution that will benefit the billionaires of our nation, because who needs money more than the ultra-wealthy, am I right? They are so kind as to break the budget rules in order to make sure these tax cuts go through smoothly.

The first part of their plan is to extend the temporary 2017 tax cuts, because we all know how important it is to keep those billionaires happy. And of course, they want to make these tax cuts permanent, because why stop at just a few trillion more in skewed tax cuts after 2034?

The Republican Senate is outrageously stepping up its efforts to balloon the public debt for generations ahead! Who cares about fiscal responsibility when catering to the whims of billionaires is the priority, right?

And if they can ram through these lasting tax cuts with a mere 50 votes, just imagine what other extreme MAGA schemes they might attempt to bulldoze past us with that fragile majority. Who cares about bipartisan backing when you can trample all over dissent?

But hey, who needs to follow the rules when you can just bypass the parliamentarian and do whatever you want, right? Who cares about democracy when you have billionaires to please?

So, let’s all give a round of applause to the Senate Republicans for their dedication to making sure the ultra-wealthy get even wealthier, while the rest of us just sit back and watch.