Hegseth leaked sensitive attack details

“Absolutely brilliant move by Hegseth, leaking sensitive attack details like it’s nobody’s business. I mean, who needs classified information to stay, you know, classified? It’s not like national security is important or anything. And let’s not forget the amazing decision to discuss these top-secret plans in a chat with a journalist accidentally added to the group. Smooth move, guys.

But hey, no need for regrets, right? I mean, who cares if the leaked information could have put U.S. troops in danger? It’s not like we need to worry about that sort of thing. And Signal, the app with the unclear security reputation, was the perfect choice for sharing these classified details. I mean, why not make it easy for adversaries to get their hands on our war plans?

And let’s give a round of applause to Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for sharing the most specific information about the attack. I mean, who needs operational security anyway? It’s not like the enemy needs to know the aircraft used and the precise timing of the attacks. That would just be too much to ask for.