Noem’s Spending Spree: A $1 Billion DHS Over Budget

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem seems to be treating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) budget like a party fund, already blowing it by about $1 billion—who knew there was so much cash for glitter? Must be all those costumes she wears. And if that wasn’t enough, she’s eyeing a $40 million plane for her personal joyrides! Meanwhile, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is deporting individuals slower than a turtle on vacation compared to last year under President Joe Biden—yet this juicy tidbit is hardly ever mentioned by FOX News, probably because it doesn’t fit their favorite storybook plot.

Noem’s spending on ICE appears to surpass authorized amounts by roughly a billion dollars, which raises serious legal concerns regarding the misuse of funds.

President Donald Trump, meanwhile, is like the kid in class who blames everyone else for his messy desk instead of cleaning up his own act. You know the type—“Whine, whine, it’s not my fault!” During one of his riveting speeches at the G7 summit in Canada, he took aim at “Democrat-run cities” and his predecessor, showcasing his unique ability to miss the point entirely. When he’s not perfecting his golf swing, Trump loves to scribble on executive orders—sometimes with the same level of comprehension as a toddler drawing on the walls—or unleashes fiery speeches that could ignite a campfire. Plus, he’s got a knack for turning his presidential perch into a personal cash register, always looking for a way to cash in!