
President Trump and Elon Musk made the brilliant decision to fire the National Nuclear Security Administration staff, who were responsible for safeguarding our nuclear weapons and weapon systems. Clearly, they were just a bunch of DOGEY incels who didn’t understand the importance of their job. Now, in a shocking turn of events, they are desperately trying to rehire these knowledgeable individuals, but oops – they deleted their contact information. How convenient. I’m sure this will make the USA a safer place for all of us. Thanks, guys.
Oh, and let’s not forget the uproar over Social Security payments to 150-year-olds. Because, you know, Trump and Musk are experts in deciphering software code that was designed to flag dates of persons that they could not verify, all they had to was ask a Social Security employee. But wait they fired them! I’m sure retired citizens in the USA are sleeping soundly at night knowing these two are on the case.
And who needs FAA employees anyway? Trump has fired over 300. More plane crashes and deaths in the last month than in the past four years? Sounds like a great track record. I’m sure GOP Senator So-and-So is booking a flight for his family as we speak.
Cutting funding for cancer studies and medical research? Brilliant move. Who needs smart, educated people running colleges and universities anyway? Clearly, Trump and Musk have it all figured out.
CDC employees being fired and muzzled while epidemics run rampant? Sounds like a recipe for success.
And let’s not forget the plan to fire IRS phone staff right before tax season. Because who needs help with taxes, right? I’m sure honest taxpayers will figure it out on their own.
If Trump decides to fire NOAA staff and destroy the US weather service, well, we can all just rely on our instincts to predict the weather. Who needs accurate forecasts anyway?
Their record is evidently lacking in reason and detrimental to the interests of America. As they continue their clandestine endeavors, it is possible that the worst may still lie ahead for us.








