
President Donald Trump and his band of elite billionaires and political cronies have decided to play a little game called “Let’s Destroy U.S. Foreign Aid.” In a shocking turn of events, Elon Musk announced that Trump has given the green light to “shut down” the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), with the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) taking charge of the chaos. USAID employees were left scratching their heads as they found their Washington, D.C. headquarters locked up tighter than a drum.
But fear not, dear citizens, for Trump’s mission to dismantle foreign aid is not about efficiency or saving money. No, it’s all about flexing his muscles and fulfilling the grand promises of Project 2025, whatever that may be. And let’s not forget Elon Musk, who is gleefully kicking out scientists, engineers, and health specialists to make room for tax cuts for his wealthy pals.
Despite the fact that foreign aid makes up a measly 1 percent of the federal budget, Trump and his crew are determined to wreak havoc and sow confusion throughout the foreign assistance sector. Who needs stability and security when you can have chaos and job loss.
The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to suspend congressionally appropriated funds, potentially violating a plethora of laws including the Impoundment Control Act of 1974.
When aid is cut off, it’s not just a matter of losing influence – it’s a matter of losing lives, credibility, and national security. But hey, who needs those things anyway?
And let’s not forget the White House’s brilliant examples of wasteful spending from USAID that aren’t even connected to the agency. Because why bother with facts when you can just make stuff up?
In a shocking turn of events, it turns out there’s no evidence of billions of dollars being “stollen” from USAID. And apparently, paying for media subscriptions is now considered a scandal. Who knew?
By putting the kibosh on aid programs, Trump is not only alienating our allies but also jeopardizing global security. Who needs strong partner nations and effective security initiatives when you can just wing it and hope for the best? And while we’re at it, let’s just sit back and watch China make power moves while we twiddle our thumbs.
So, let’s all give a round of applause to President Trump and his merry band of billionaires (Elon Musk) for their brilliant plan to make America great again by tearing down everything in sight.
Trump has managed to once again spew out a bunch of nonsense without actually knowing what he’s talking about. But hey, who needs facts when you’ve got Twitter, right?








