Trump went full criminal mastermind … Smith has the proof!!

Jack Smith’s final report on his investigation into Donald Trump’s attempts to overturn the 2020 presidential election results is a real page-turner, folks. Spoiler alert: it’s not exactly a glowing review for the president-elect.

Smith wrapped up his probe into Trump’s alleged election shenanigans in November, right after Trump managed to outdo Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 vote. Talk about timing. Unfortunately for Smith, Justice Department rules prevented him from going after a sitting president, so he had to pack up his detective hat and call it quits last Friday.

But fear not, dear readers, because Smith didn’t leave empty-handed. His 174-page report is chock-full of juicy details about Trump’s desperate attempts to cling to power after losing to Joe Biden. According to Smith, Trump went full criminal mastermind, trying to strong-arm state officials, cook up fake electors, and even pressure his own VP, Mike Pence, into doing his bidding. Classic Trump move, am I right?

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any more dramatic, the president-elect swoops in to dismiss Smith’s findings as “fake news” on social media. Oh, the irony.

In a nutshell, if Trump hadn’t lucked out in the election, he would have been in hot water with the law for trying to mess with the results. But hey, at least we got a good read out of it, right?