S&P 500 Plummets: Economic Woes Under Trump

The S&P 500 took a nosedive of 2.7% this week, inching closer to being 9% below its recent all-time high. It’s like watching a rollercoaster, but with your retirement savings. At one point, the S&P 500 was down a whopping 3.6%, heading towards its worst day since 2022. Remember 2022? Ah, the good old days of high inflation and recession fears that never quite materialized.

Trump, the man of promises. He pledged to fix the economy, lower inflation, and even promised cheaper eggs. Well, surprise, surprise – prices are up, and the only thing going down is the stock market. It’s like a magic trick, but instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, we’re pulling our hair out over the economy.

The signs of economic weakness are as clear as day, with surveys showing increased pessimism and indicators suggesting the U.S. economy might be shrinking. But fear not, for Trump is here to reassure us with his vague statements about wealth and transition. It’s all a part of the grand plan, apparently. Just give it a little time, folks.

And let’s not forget the companies feeling the pinch of our economic woes. Carnival and United Airlines are taking hits, as people tighten their purse strings and opt for staycations over cruises. Thanks, Trump, for making America’s economy great again.

So, to all those who voted for Trump thinking he was the answer to our economic prayers – congratulations, you played yourself. Turns out, snake oil salesmen don’t make the best presidents.