Trumps worst idea yet … American troops in Gaza!

President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, ( that’s a joke) decided to grace us with yet another one of his brilliant ideas on Tuesday night. He proposed that the U.S. should just casually “take over” the Gaza Strip and kick out around 2.2 million Palestinians while we’re at it. Because, you know, who needs human rights or international law when you can have a fancy new vacation spot in the Middle East, right?

Trump, in all his real estate mogul glory, envisions turning Gaza into “the Riviera of the Middle East.” Because nothing says luxury like forcibly displacing millions of people and sending in the U.S. troops to make sure everything goes according to plan, right?

But hey, who cares about the potential slaughter of thousands of American troops or decades of war in the Middle East, right? As long as Trump gets to play landlord in Gaza, everything will be just peachy.

Of course, the neighboring Arab nations are not too thrilled about the idea of helping out with an Israeli expulsion of Palestinians. Even Egypt and Jordan have politely declined Trump’s generous offer to take in Palestinians during the 10 to 15-year reconstruction process. 

But hey, who needs the Geneva Convention or basic human decency when you have Trump’s grand plan for Gaza, right? Because clearly, sending American troops into a pointless war is exactly what we need right now. I mean, who needs peace and stability when you can have Trump’s real estate empire expanding, right? Just another day in the life of the Trump administration, folks. Just another day.

Did he accidentally veer off into the Earth 2 zone, where his thoughts have decided to play an epic game of hide and seek? I can just imagine Trump giggling behind this desk, thinking he so clever!