Trump’s Congressional Address: Chaos, Lies, and Delusions

Trump’s highly anticipated address to a joint session of Congress on Tuesday night was a rollercoaster of chaos and boredom, sprinkled with his signature blend of self-congratulatory remarks and blatant falsehoods. The speech kicked off with Trump proudly tossing out some polling numbers, conveniently omitting any context to support his claims.

In a shocking twist of events, Trump declared, “For the first time in modern history, more Americans believe that our country is headed in the RIGHT direction than the WRONG direction—an astonishing record 27-point swing since Election Day alone.” Of course, this statement conveniently ignores the fact that Trump’s approval ratings have been plummeting faster than a lead balloon since he took office.

Moving on, Trump introduced his co-President Musk, the world’s richest unelected bureaucrat, and praised him for supposedly uncovering massive savings and waste. Spoiler alert: these “savings” are likely as real as a unicorn riding a rainbow. DOGE has ‘lied” about most of the saving as verified by many news outlets. 

Next, Trump launched into a tirade about elderly people supposedly scamming Social Security, a beloved program that prevents senior citizens from living in poverty. Classic Trump move, attacking a popular program to fund tax breaks for the wealthy. Because who needs financial security in their golden years, right?

And let’s not forget Trump’s brilliant idea to slap tariffs on China, Canada, and Mexico, because nothing says “relief for working families” like higher prices on everyday goods. Genius move, really.

Of course, Trump couldn’t resist throwing some love to law enforcement, despite his track record of pardoning criminals convicted of attacking law enforcement officers. Because nothing says “support for law enforcement” like pardoning the very people who put their lives on the line to protect us.

Trump’s address was a masterclass in deception, delusion, and downright absurdity. But hey, at least we got some quality entertainment out of it, right? Lies, lies, and more lies. Classic Trump.