What’s 92 million dollars down the drain? Oh, just Trump’s lavish scheme for a military parade! Because what screams “patriotism” louder than a jaw-dropping spectacle of tanks and troops strutting in formation, huh? Just imagine what 92 million could do for middle-class programs—the possibilities are endless!
Trump has been drooling over the idea of a massive military spectacle for years, inspired by a parade he saw in France back in 2018. But alas, the $92 million price tag put a damper on his dreams.
It’s quite the sight to see Trump throwing himself a lavish birthday bash while claiming to be cracking down on government waste. He’s cutting budgets left and right, slashing grants, and punishing anyone who dares to disagree with him. But hey, who needs essential services when you can have tanks and fireworks, right?
Forget about kids having fewer toys for Christmas or higher food prices – the president needs his tanks and fireworks. And let’s not forget the additional millions needed to transport all that equipment and house thousands of service members for the event. Who cares about repairing roads when you can have a military parade, right?
The thought of military tanks rolling down our streets is just what we need, right? Maybe we should throw in a few more million dollars to fix the roads they’ll inevitably destroy. Because nothing says patriotism like a multimillion-dollar birthday party for Trump, all while dismantling crucial government programs and silencing dissenting voices.
Who needs to worry about a little thing like a recession when Trump is busy dreaming up extravagant ways to spend your hard-earned cash on his birthday bash? It seems like the only thing bigger than his ego is his party budget. Get ready to see your tax dollars put to good use – in the form of balloons, cake, and maybe even a golden statue of himself. Because who needs financial stability when you can have a lavish celebration fit for a king? Happy birthday, Mr. President.
Blue Press Journal 
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